http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog Recognize the Bullwinkle Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:22:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The geek JoTD: A c-strings walk into a bar. It says to the bartender, "Can I have a beer and some fadsh543%$%lkjfdslfj/bin/sh". The bartender turns and says "Welcome root, You've got mail". http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2008/02/01/walk-into-the-bar/ A Day in the life of a Cat and a Dog http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2008/02/01/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-cat-and-a-dog/ John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up ... http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/11/15/football-fan/ It seems that Wiglet (also known as Bryn) has three modes so far: 1) Eat 2) Sleep 3) Tae Kwon Do When not eating or sleeping he kicks and punches with all four limbs at once for an hour or two at a time. http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/09/05/3-modes/ This is the funniest thing I've read in a month or more. Pwning Nazis and KKK at their rally. Go Clowns, GO! http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/08/30/clowns-rally-and-advance/ Because it has has been raining Inside The Loop almost all the time this summer here is a t-shirt for sale that sums up my life. http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/08/25/yard-work/ The volume of a pizza with radius z and height a is... pi * z * z * a http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/08/22/pizza/ Well I was sort of busy for the past couple of months. Here's a synopsis: My SO had a baby! It's a boy, named Bryn Youguang. Yes, he's probably the only Celtic/Chinese named child on the planet. My SO was disappointed on two counts: 1) He was a ... http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/08/17/im-back/ Many months ago when I told my SO that most of the boys born to my family were eight pounds or larger she didn't believe me. Wednesday she had an ultrasound that estimated the size of her baby at seven and a half pounds. She was shocked. ... http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/06/08/size-does-matter/ My life partner and I were attending a baby/birthing class the other day and the woman talking said that infants are more attuned to high sounds at first and then adjust to hearing lower sounds. I guess that means I'll start out playing Blossom Dearie and work my way ... http://www.rocketdolphin.com/blog/2007/06/05/from-high-to-low/