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John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Broncos flag in the window. “This house is yours for
eternity, John,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house
up here.”

John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way
up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole
with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Cheesehead!

John looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be
ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I
even went to the Hall of Fame.”

God said “So what do you want to know, John?”

Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said “John, that’s not Brett Favre’s house, it’s
mine.”