RocketDolphin

• January
  Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

• February
  Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
  …Helllooo!!! … bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

• March
  Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
  months…..box said “2-4 years!”
• April
  Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went
  out!!
• May
  Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…..8 cups of
  water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
• June
  Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a
  lake with a slope.
• July
  Lost breast stroke swimming competition ….. learned later,
  the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

• August
  Got locked out of my car in rain storm car swamped
  because soft- top was open.

• September
  The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
• October
  Hate M&M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

• November
  Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour
  per pound and I weigh 108!!!
• December
  Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button
  on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!